NEVER use the bathroom near your stand. I grew up hunting high pressure whitetail, so peeing near your stand was a big no-no. 6 Techniques You Need to Know to Cook Perfect Fish, How to Hunt Deer in the Worst Winter Weather, Teddy Roosevelt’s Colt Single Action Army Revolver Sells for $1.4 million, The 5 Best Rimfire Loads for Hunting Coyotes, How to Catch Winter Catfish Through the Ice, How to Make D.I.Y. I have been peeing, while in my treestand, into a jar for years (just as my mentor taught me). Deer know the difference between urine and the smell of a human in the area. Barry Wensel. Use Toilet Paper: Squatting in the woods is self-explanatory - just pick the right spot, drop your drawers, squat down and do your business. Am I peeing in, and carrying this gross ass jar for nothing? Obviously, preventing deer from detecting human odor is a building block of deer hunting. He argued that this would not scare deer. This weekend I ranged a deer at 27 yards, so I aimed lower like my brother-in-law said and shot just under the buck. 1. Me and … The other day, I take a friend, who deer hunts 3 days a year, to help me set up a 2 man ladder. Tom - when he tries this, be sure to get it on video. Once the stand is securely in place, attach a lifeline to the tree above head height when standing atop the treestand. So if you’re one that still believes that pee will spoke game, , I think its time you really try some experiments to prove your belief. Set a stand last month and had this discussion with my hunting partner. Vonima. Instead, the camp had installed these two by fours around various areas of the camp’s grounds to mark designated spots for men to stand around and urinate onto the ground between them. Urine boasts a nitrogen-phosphorus-potassium (N-P-K) ratio of 10:1:4, plus more modest amounts of the trace elements plants need to thrive. A Stehpinkler is a man who stands to pee. After a couple of cups of early morning Jo there is a distinct coffee "aroma" vs. a water-driven pee. Penis owners usually stand to pee, thus risking big splashes, but really, this tip is valuable for all genitals. Every respectable outdoor woman should clearly have the squat-and-pee down by now, but there are certain times when recreating outdoors, the squat just won’t do. This will block the view of the other cars from you while you pee. Don't know if it was the piss or what, but we don't get too concerned now about whizzin' in the woods. Copyright © 2020 Field & Stream. Yorme gets caught while peeing in the ABS-CBN garden | Tawag ng Tanghalan. I was thinking about the same thing this past week while in my stand. He argued that this would not scare deer. In the shower, that is. Several years ago my dad tried something that I thought would for sure scare everything off. Reactions: daniel brothers, msinc and Kermit in Va. msinc. Attach a lifeline to the safety rope and a carabineer to your safety harness tether. My tree stand is 22-feet high and I have been told to aim low when shooting at a deer. CYBERPUNK 2077 Walkthrough Gameplay Part 1 - … For those of you that are after a few chops and jerky, knock yourself out. I am sure my wife would not agree...it's great to be a male. I am the one that is always accused about starting the poop conversations at my house. 2:50 . These guys that run feeders can hit their feeders every day and the deer always come to them. The bottle was empty when I stuffed it in my backpack and, um, filled if my bladder convinced my brain we'd been in the treestand too long. As noted in a previous post, this subject does come now and then. The #2 has only happened twice over 20+ years of hunting, and I am not saying that I am proud of it, but both times it was an almost emergency where I waited too long as it was during prime time and I wasn't about to climb down and back up, etc.. Human urine will act as an attractant, at least for deer curiosity. A little bit of MacGyvering and strategic cuts allowed me to bolt the tree cleat back on safely while now having a rubber membrane between the metal of the cleat and the climbing sticks while in transport. It hides the treestand from other hunters. There are a lot of people who go through this type of dream without it becoming a recurring problem. (7-24-14) Once a doe walked up to within about 40 yards while I had my spikehorn in my hand. Try and pee on a deer that is a coup de gras'. She squats, pulls her underwear aside, and pees. Pack out the TP or at least bury it in a cathole. You can try increasing your fluid intake to help get things moving. Loop the belt around the tree trunk, and clip each end to attachment points on your full-body harness so you’re secured to the tree while working. I read some years back that after a few minutes, any "human" components of your piss evaporate and your left with 99.9% amonia, or something like that. If you're hunting does and/or dink bucks, I can understand maybe the odd indiscretion. Many years ago, when Shari and I were first dating, my wife-to-be was under the mistaken notion that I drank a 20-ounce bottle of pop every time I went hunting. Buddy and I were in a duck blind alongside a marsh WAY before the sun came up.....drank enough coffee we were pissing every ten minutes about five yards behind the blind. I suppose that's because of the need for salt. It is old school, it is convenient, and it doesn’t require shoving plastic in your vag or putting a … I turn around and he is peeing right on the deer trail. After that, I never think twice about peeing in the woods. LOL. Another time I had just finished and had a pair walk by - doe and young buck. This has been one of the greatests posts I have ever read for pure entertainment purposes. Finally, I had to confess that I was not hooked on soda. With all this said, if there is a urinal, a tree, a disgusting public toilet, or a high bridge or cliff, it is undoubtedly advantageous to pee standing up. I'm wondering how many of you that sit in a blind or in a stand for any length of time will urinate on the ground where you're at. Stand-to-pee devices have historically appealed to relatively small, specific consumer bases: transgender men, people recovering from certain … I also think you should do the same thing if you really believe that scent lock clothing helps. Kelly Clarkson does it, Madonna claims it can combat Athlete’s Foot and comedian Louis CK reckons anyone who says they don’t do it is a “dirty f**king liar”.. 1 : go where you stand and risk the smell 2 : go for a walk and risk spooking game 3 : go in a bottel #2 06-10-2007, 08:53 PM John Spartan : Join Date: May 2007. And since urine is one facet of our odor we have some control over, plenty of deer hunters take the logical step and pee in a bottle. Another thought is are we talking mature bucks here with these test results? Because it is made of rigid plastic, it is easily maneuvered through clothing, without removing gear like backpacks and climbing harnesses. I had to go bad and it was getting to the perfect time right before dark. AWOKEN Unisex Potty Urinal for Car, Toliet Urinal for Men and Women, Bedpans Pee Bottle, With a Lid and Funnel, Plastic Can for … I peed on a dinosaur. Read the manufacturer’s instructions, and watch the video that accompanies the stand. I personally recommend dropping your pants, squatting on the edge of your treestand (safety belt firmly attached), and laying a big, steamy triple-coiler at the bottom of your treestand. Well dinosaur bones anyway (in Utah). You can also use it to 'block' areas you don't want them in. If anything it attracts deer. All rights reserved. Rationally I think if deer were afraid of pee or even pee from carnivoirs they would be running non-stop to try and find a safe zone. I saw 12 Does that night, and 5 stuck their noses into the scrape. She was pissed. While anyone at any time could still kill deer in blue jeans and a white tee, having the latest camo drastically increases your ability to stay hidden in the tree stand. If you have experienced such dreams, you should know that you are not alone. about 8:00 I see 2 deer standing next to that gate sniffing the bottle of pee!!!! Many studies and articles have been written on the subject. nmkid. 1:17:55. Some does walked right trough his pee and never stopped. It doesn't matter if you're the biggest carbon-clothing geek out there, or someone who simply plays the wind; if you aren't at least thinking about scent control, you likely aren't very successful. It includes a backstrap called a tether, which attaches to a strap fastened around the tree. They are afraid of you not where you have been. It may feel uncomfortable or unnatural to you to pee standing up. Are you a pee-bottle kinda hunter, or do you just let it rip when you can't take it anymore? Thanks for having the nerve to actually ask that question!!! Take a dump anywhere you want. Year before last had an emergency BM. And while I’m not a fan of texting while on stand, this time of year my buddies and I check in with each other periodically for safety’s sake. Seems to work for him. Maybe I would be a peeing failure, when it came to stand-up peeing at least. THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN PI$$ ALL OVER YOURSELF AS A COVER SCENT! Will wash it and pick out the small pieces when I get it, but I think it will work great, as she won’t be able to stand on it. Then, always attach the carabineer to the lifeline before climbing into the stand and stay connected until you climb back down. Instead, move off cross wind as far as practical to do your thing. I started despising my husband for being able to just pee off the top. This is the honest truth. Me and my son went to hunt the stand the next evening. Sara stands outside on a summer day in the countryside, and feels the urge. The question is: To wee, or not to wee? Ok does anyone do this or what is the thought. Go figure. Wipe if you need to, just don't leave any toilet paper muffins behind. That is great!!! Product description A Lady Tree Stand Hunter asked for a solution, to having to urinate while hunting from a tree stand, the solution the Go Girl Women Hunters Urination Comfort Kit. hey northern, don't forget about that when you're gettin' down. Before getting in the stand, I made a scrape and took a leak into it. I recently went hunting with a guy who is supposedly renowned bowhunter. LOL. My husband says to aim normal, maybe raise the pin an inch higher then center body mass. And it gives you a lot more cover while in the stand. Just goes against my grain to leave any scent of any kind around. When you are hunting from a tree stand: kinda hard to pee behind a tree when you are IN the tree! Human odor will scare deer, but not the smell of urine. Next, attach a lineman’s belt before installing or removing a stand. just my little experience. While I would hesitate to intentionally anoint the area around my tree like that, a couple of years ago I had just settled into my tree stand when the cold chills and sweats set in, followed by cramps holding time trials behind my belt buckle. Once the stand is securely in place, attach a lifeline to the tree above head height when standing atop the treestand. It conceals the treestand from deer. Recent scientific studies have shown urine is a safe and very effective fertilizer for cabbage, beets, cucumbers, and tomatoes, and pretty much anything else you want to grow. I thought I was going to see a picture of a buck peeing out of a tree stand. When he turned around and saw me, he went off his handle and told me I had ruined the area for at least 10 days. In fact, I've been peeing in my mock scrapes the last several seasons, and for the most part it drives buck crazy...in a good way. Girl Peeing. Always tell someone where you’ll be and when you’ll be home. Peeing "on" animals as a joke or for the video cam, but Barry ain't peeing on, near, or anywhere in the vacinity of the world-class whitetails he hunts. Have patience and allow yourself the time you need to pee with the device comfortably. If nothing else it makes them curious. Keep in mind that cathole TP will take a long time to degrade, and should only be used as a last resort.Drip Dry or Leaves: Some women eschew the TP and opt to drip dry, but that only … In the photo above, you can see a small piece of rubber bicycle inner tubing around the part of the stand that bites into the tree. Into the bathroom I went, taking care to read the directions: “Tilt the open end slightly down, relax, and pee. The deer don't know it came from a person. Peeing on People Prank GONE WRONG Pee Prank Pissing on People Beach Pranks … I have been peeing, while in my treestand, into a jar for years (just as my mentor taught me). I guess I won't worry about that anymore. I have peed from my stands for 20 years and have never seen a single deer react negatively to it. I flew off the handle. If it’s windy, position yourself so that your genitals do not face the wind. I am convinced it doesn't hurt your hunting chances because the bottom line is, when it is cold outside, no matter how many times you shake it into the bottle, the last bit ends up going down your leg anyway! hunter, letting loose and letting the urine fly may be just the thing to keep 'em on stand DISGUSTING CCTV Pizza Hut Employee Caught Peeing in SINK Pizza Hut Employee Urinating in S. Gema. Sometimes known as an STP (stand to pee device), or a PUD (personal urination device), the pStyle is a simple design that works exceptionally well. You’re going for a hike and the male of the group can just face a tree to pee, whereas the women have to wade through at least 100 feet worth of … the only thing i ever see when in the middle of a pee while hunting is a straight-away grouse fluttering off like a robin on a bluebird day! And while tucking things into my vagina is generally fun, it’s not necessarily the scene I’m going for while peeing on-the-go. Well I think I can one up Barry on this one. Let it fly. Pee away my friend, just don't be suprised when the buck shows up and you don't have a free hand... At that very moment I realized he didn't know near as much about the animals he hunts as he and most people think.. As the hunt continued I learned that other than being a very good shot, he knew and understood little about the critter we were hunting. 2:26. Reactions: jepp2, joshb and 300_whisper. “Anyway, I just finished peeing and I heard a noise and looked up and there was this monster buck bee-lining right for my tree! The young deer will investigate anything. The Germans Have Words For Sitting And Standing To Pee. Reproduction in whole or in part without permission is prohibited. Yesterday it was noted that that overhead branch is nearly destroyed and the scrape is a couple feet bigger. Then he walked off!” Never hunt up a tree without a full-body safety harness system. I am so jealous that I didn't start this post! The solution is to make sure all the pee goes directly into the water where it can be diluted and washed downstream. She looks: The coast is clear. Beautiful Girl Peeing On The Roadside, Crazy girl get caught while peeing on the road. You know exactly what I'm talking about, we've all been there. That said, a friend of mine kills a big buck every year - he "freshens" every scrape he sees. She looks: The coast is clear. If you are stuck on the road and there are no trees to conceal you, get out of the car and open the driver's door and the passenger door behind it. This thread has given me a great marketing idea.. Attach your FAS to the tree while at ground level, and keep it attached throughout your hunt—from the time you leave the ground until you get back down. I get into the stand so he can cut some shooting lanes for me. 0:21. Nov 5, 2020 - Explore Paul's board "Girls peeing", followed by 171 people on Pinterest. Use a tree stand only during daylight hours. She squats, pulls her underwear aside, and pees. You can also ease into the transition by standing up slightly over the toilet up when peeing sitting down. Well, since pee is o.k. Peeing in the woods won`t hurt a thing,I,ve been peeing in scrapes for years,some scrapes I started and some the deer did.For you non believers out there that think big mature hunter wise bucks would be scared off by this,I have taken half a dozen 140"+ deer and one booner(all of them archery kills).Saftey is/should be your biggest concern if you are literally going to pee or poop out of a tree stand.I try to go before I get up there and limit my food intake before going on a hunt.Ironhunter. (idiot never left his safety on) So I sat on the ground under the stand. After setting a stand I walked about 30 yards from the stand and started to take a pee. Zollar TV - Get Cash For Your Videos! I've been caught twice with my pants down - literally. He swore I just killed the stand. He collected his urine over a week period in a gallon milk jug. Has anyone ever stop to think about how a deer knows what human urine smells like in the first place. There are all kinds of urination positions man's best friend takes, including "the squat-raise (most common), squat, arch-raise, combination and handstand," a 2004 scientific study frankly states.The "squat-raise" means the dog squats while slightly lifting her leg, while the "arch-raise" means she arches her back while lifting her leg.. Naughty Cheetah Peeing on the Safari Car. I have done it in the past, and it never seemed to b While hanging (installing) or removing a treestand, a lineman’s harness keeps you in stable contact with the tree. Sara stands outside on a summer day in the countryside, and feels the urge. For those of you that find this one funny, read the tattoo post, there are a few good ones. Many years ago, when Shari and I were first dating, my wife-to-be was under the mistaken notion that I drank a 20-ounce bottle of pop every time I went hunting. Forget to bottle... Just pee. I get into the stand so he can cut some shooting lanes for me. I have always been careful not to "download" near my stands. Upon arriving to the stand about 300yds across the field I found another club member had blown a hole in the stand plat form with his rifle. I have seen no downside. ABS-CBN Entertainment. On opening day of the rifle season in the middle of the rut, he poured the liquid all over a still leafy bush near his stand. Quite the contrary: there are times it has positive effects,. Field & Stream may receive financial compensation for products purchased through this site. And it comes in all kinds of colors. Trending. RE: Peeing and Crapping From Your Tree Stand This is probably more information than I should be sharing in a public forum, but I checked both. Cyberpunk 2077 Gameplay Walkthrough Part 1 - Street Kid Introduction [PS5] Supper Stars . I've been taking a bottle of water with me for years - drink the water and pee in the bottle, drop it in the dumpster on the way home. The guy I refered to in my other post is a very serious big whitetail hunter and he and his brother have killed more trophy whitetails than I have ever or will ever see. Don’t try to pee uphill. He got it and swears by it today. No worries on that one - guaranteed. I've seen does come to a mock scrape that was peed in and have witnessed bucks get all fired up about it. I flew off the handle. It may feel strange at first but don’t worry – relaxing is key. "I know a guy who claims to have peed on almost every North American game animal except Grizzly Bear with no problems.". We both got half-scared afraid we were about to get mauled!!! The other day, I take a friend, who deer hunts 3 days a year, to help me set up a 2 man ladder. This ability to adapt to various circumstances is one of the greatest gifts given to those of us lucky enough to be born as males. Beautiful Girl Peeing On The Roadside, Crazy girl get caught while peeing on the road. A lifeline is a long rope with a prusik knot, a sliding friction knot that attaches with a carabiner to the safety harness’s tether. Give yourself extra time so all movements are measured and controlled. There were bears all under us and we had to have both peed on bears literally trying to climb our tree. Or how many of you take a bottle to urinate in if you plan to be there a couple or three days. 1:47. Pee any where you want. What about coffee drinkers? Peeing in public: Chi Omega sorority girl arrested for peeing in yogurt shop - TomoNews [Full Episode] Lamar Morrison. Pee away from the wind. You’ll see in the video how I turn a standard ladder stand into a blind on stilts. 2.Renting a fire lookout tower: last year we rented a fire lookout tower in Montana for the weekend that had 83 steps down to the base, and then a 100 yard hike to the outhouse. This comes up all the time and some will say it is the worst thing you can do. So, I started with what appeared to be the simplest of the 3 to me, the pStyle. I know a guy who claims to have peed on almost every North American game animal except Grizzly Bear with no problems. Never saw them use that fence before as a travle so I think they came to the smell. pStyle Stand to Pee with Ease While Fully Clothed | Reusable Pee Funnel is a Game Changer for Camping, Music Festivals, and More! Just came up with a good idea to prevent my cat from peeing in my potted tree… covering the soil with fire glass (the sharp kind, not the smooth pebble kind). He stopped right there,” he said, as he pointed to a wet spot in the dirt, directly under his stand, “and looked around. I understand your concern. Any Orange Is the New Black fans out there will remember the episode when Poussey invented a contraption that let her pee standing up. 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